Episodes

Do you have any idea how long I’ve waited to use that title? Anyways, Tom sips some gin, Peggy and Tom talk about Fiddler on the Roof, Mike interjects to discuss the intended topics, and we run way long. Also, …

It’s our Christmas Special!!! Tom and Mike (and our very special holiday guest Peg McCort) talk about the Bill Murray movie Scrooged , go off topic for a bit, come back on topic, drift again, then wrap it all up …

Okay, so here’s where we wrap up the list and cover numbers 25 through number 1. Yes, we ran long, and maybe rambled a little bit. It happens. Our hearts are in the right places. Oh, and we don’t agree …

Oh man, a two-parter! SWEET! The boys start dissecting the Rolling Stone list of Top TV Shows of All Time! 50 GOATS! In this episode Tom and Mike get through numbers 50 through 26. The big takeaway, we haven’t watched …

See that look that Carol Anne is giving? That contempt, that rage, that feeling that whoever is talking should just shut the hell up? That’s totally going to be you in about 10 minutes if you hit PLAY. Tom and …

The notes for this show just said “wing it”. So here we are. Just a couple guys having a few drinks and catching up on the past month or so.

Arnholt and Mike dig back into the past to see if Cheers has held up, or if the rose tinted glasses of nostalgia are the only things keeping it funny.

Tom and Mike are back to bringing the weird! The guys hang out for a bit and catch up, then deep dive into a couple in an Adult Breastfeeding Relationship and discuss a felony trifecta all in one day (carjack, …

Tom and Mike are back at it, covering a stolen prosthetic limb, a Japanese man with the most incredible gig ever, a neckbeard (assumed) sues his parents for destroying his porn collection, and a low speed chase starring the w...

It’s Valentine’s Day! And what better way to celebrate than to join Tom and Mike as they talk about such romantic themes as narcing on your ex who has outstanding warrants, most popular rom-com by state, a woman that poisone...

Hey Bums! We’re back! A cute little squirrel goes on a rampage (#AWW), a naked dude steals a cop car (#EWW), a couple makes tons of poor decisions after beating their stance on indoor smoking into the side of a …

Special guest Andy Eshelman sits in with the boys to talk about the greatest restaurant of all time.

Hooooooweeeeee it’s hot out! There’s only one way to face this record breaking heat…naked! There are lots of fun things to do naked. This list does not include getting tazed or having a footrace with a police dog.

It’s hot out. People are coming out of their homes for the first time in over a year. What better time to strip down and break some laws? In the first of several episodes, Tom and Mike accidentally focus on …

With a title that good, why bother with a witty description.

The plan was innocent enough, how about a month where all the articles are about terrible parents? It didn’t go well. At all.

We unpack a lot this month: discuss comic book TV/movies, confirm Gen X is just can be just as terrible as everyone else, extol the virtues of cheap beer, and reminisce about our younger days. Oh, and a guy got …

As the pandemic restrictions ease, Americans are coming out of hibernation to do what they do best..act like complete assholes! Featuring: bringing a gun to a mask fight at Roscoe’s, getting shot while trying to be YouTube ...

We’re back, Bums! Welcome to season 2! Our 14th episode features poor responses to being denied sex, stupid people arrested on drug charges, an arranged marriage gone awry with a happy ending (not that kind), and yes, the l...

It’s the end of season 1! Tom and Mike invite their dear friends Rick, Dan, and Fran in for jocularity, mayhem, and an honest and frank discussion about the state of education in America today. Yeah, we didn’t see that …

Recorded on Buyer’s Remorse Saturday, Tom and Mike drink while capturing the true spirit of Thanksgiving by discussing mongoose poop coffee, violent Boston turkey attacks, adorable gay Dutch penguin crimes, and some drunk dud...

It had to happen eventually, but as season one winds down, Tom and Mike get in a discussion about the US response to COVID. Leading up to a rare serious moment are exploding port-a-potties, a quadriplegic DUI, stealing a car …

It’s Tom and Mike’s first Halloween Special! Enjoy a discussion about this year’s “sexy” costume assortment is a terrible display of how far we’ve declined as a society, and then listen to some heartfelt stories of how adult...

Tom and Mike welcome Rachel Cronin into the studio and we catch up with what she’s been up to, chat about the teacher life in the New Normal, and then mock some drug addled felons. Oh, there may be talk …