2 S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer)
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Serial Insane Clown Killer was the type of movie that made me sit on the fence. Not literally let rusty metal poke me in my butt and rip my sack, No, I didn’t know if it was poopy or just straight shit. Now I can say from the flash back scenes that part 2 was way better then the first, at least in the makeup department. The dialogue in this movie pushed it over the edge of being a cool b-flick, and it landed it in the total crap slot. Maybe if the writing was better or the deliveries from the actors not seem so fake, the rest of the movie would have shined.

The story for the second installment about the killer clown named jingles, wants you believe that he figured out a way to come back to life to seek his revenge on the families of the people that wrongfully imprisoned him. The source of his revenge is targeted at the girl that got away in number 1. The girl has just been released from a mental hospital, and it is the perfect time for our painted friend to disembowel the entire town. The girl, (Jessica Hall) just wants to have a normal birthday party but instead is inviting all the neighborhoods’ teens to the slaughter. The plot has some big holes but it moves along fast enough for you to forget the silly scenes you just watched.

One of the high points of the movie is some great death moves, in one Jingles punches through one victim to flick off another, ohh what sweet gore. Another note worthy death is the Goth kid gets jumped on until blood spurts out of his mouth, which gives Jingles the giggles and he proceeds to see how far he can shot blood out of the Hot Topic jackass. I have to say when the killing starts; it rolls out the better parts of the film, so when you see blood you know it’s going to be worth the rent.

One more important part of getting your moneys worth is the BOOBS, that’s right my fine perverted friends there is a nice home grown, natural set of smother puffs that grace the screen. On the down side there is a pair that gets wiped out that should only be seen by that girl’s drunken boyfriend (and I hope he gets real sauced before those are set loose).

The laugh track for Mr. Jingles really got on my nerves, and those damn bells made me wonder how the f#@k anyone gets snuck up on. They don’t call him Mr. Jingles because he writes catchy songs for commercials. Like I said before I’m on the fence if this movie is any good but if you find yourself in the video store holding this film, White Noise, and Boogie Man give this one a try. Also know the ending leaves it wide open for part 3 so if you watch it you better be ready to shell out 5 more bucks to see what happens. I’ll give it 2 and ½ cans for those nice cans (wink).

Added:  Tuesday, November 07, 2006
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