Slayer
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Ok, I have had so many mixed feelings about this damn movie it’s driving me crazy! When I pressed play and saw a few guys creeping cautiously thru the thick foliage of the jungle with their weapons drawn I thought “Great, a friggin war movie”, so naturally I put off watching it.

The other day I was bored out of my mind so I popped it back in. Here it turns out to be a vampire movie

Now when I say vampire movie I don’t mean the normal sensually erotic slick bite to the neck leaving the female victims lusting desperately for Dracula’s next bite. Gone are the castles, crosses, and sunlight- they are all myths. These suckers are out of control, once they sink their teeth into your neck they rip your ass apart like some sort of savage cannibals.

These vampires used to be satisfied with feasting off the cattle and livestock of the island but now they want human blood. The squad’s mission turns to go find Hawk's ex-wife Laurie who is doing research in the jungle.

Hawk's partner Grieves ends up a player for the other team after getting bitten. This guy's voice is so deep he gives Barry White a run for his money.

I loved the way the vampires crawled and writhed around on the floor like zombies. There was no shortage of blood thanks to these perfect carnivores who aim to conquer the world. Half way thru watching my cousin asked me how it was. I was giving this bad boy nothing but praise, raving about how different it was from most of the other vampire movies, how people were going to love it. I must of jinxed myself because as it was getting closer to the end everything just steadily went down hill. This is what pisses me off why do people do this to their movies?

Like the Sci Fi channel, how much money can you waste making movies about giant squids! Why put some fake ass looking monster head vampire out there after the movie was going so strong. This was what really bothered me, it left a sour taste in my mouth. If it wasn’t for that last minute fuck up I would of gave this film about 4 cans….now all I can seem to muster up is a 2.

Added:  Tuesday, October 24, 2006

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