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Curious Obsessions
 Shoeless Joe  rates it:    Community rates it:
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Film: Curious Obsessions
Released by: Seduction Cinema
Reviewed by: Shoeless Joe

Shoeless Joe clarification: In my review of Lust in Space I went on and on about the hot new actress from Seduction, who I thought was Bethany Lott. Who I really was gushing about is Jackie Stevens, so if you read the review (I would be surprised, but if you haven’t) please insert the correct name into the compliment.

Seduction Cinema has not only come up with a new spin on soft core, but they also answered the prayers of millions of fathers that have been spinning hopelessly around in an awkward void. Curious Obsessions is one of the best crank flicks that have crossed my desk since The Witches of Breastwick. It also is the bridge that gaps the untouchable subject of what would be a movie you and your teenage son can swap back and forth.

Michael Raso has made a spotless film that blends old grind house clips with two of the hottest babes making films today. Bethy Lott and Jackie Stevens light my crotch on fire, from the first scene I busted a chub and in all the films I have reviewed this is a first. Jackie has one of the best bodies in the industry and really knows how to turn a solo crank scene into a rewindable work of art. I can’t say enough good things about this movie; it is an absolute must buy.

The plot is a film projector shows up on the girl’s door step, when viewed it turns the girls into ravenous lesbos. I must again remind you these two girls rubbing each other are amazing to watch. I found watching old stag clips to be very boring and not very hot, but when spliced together with new footage it breathes fresh air into the classics of your dad’s collection. There is a clip with a very buxom blond that whips her tits around and swings them to and fro that made me giggle like a school boy.

Three things that must be touched on (besides yourself), one, why is it the girls from just 30 to 40 years ago can’t hold a candle to the girls of today. My wife thinks it’s from our society’s obsession with exercise and the girls are just in better shape, but what about the boobs? Boobs nowadays look sooo much better, makes you wonder. Two, the girls put a theory of mine to the test in this film, and that is rubbing anything against a hot girl’s crotch makes it erotic (film can, film, giant fingernails?). And last Michael Raso has found a perfect marriage bringing together hot girls throughout time without boring you with long played out scenes.

Curious Obsessions is a perfect find and well worth a buy. I will give it a 4 ½ out of 5 only because a few of the old clips did drag a little.


Added:  Friday, June 02, 2006

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Posted by porfle on Jun 04, 2006 - 02:35 AM
My score:


"...why is it the girls from just 30 to 40 years ago can’t hold a candle to the girls of today. My wife thinks it’s from our society’s obsession with exercise and the girls are just in better shape, but what about the boobs? Boobs nowadays look sooo much better, makes you wonder."

Oh man, gotta disagree with you there. Give me the incredible Candy Samples against any of today's girls anytime. Or Cherry Bomb. Or Stacey Owens. Or Uschi Digard. Or Justice Howard. Or Kitten Natividad. Or Joyce Gibson. Or Toni Francis. Or Sue Nero. Or Lisa De Leuww. Oh, man! Dat's wut I'm talkin' bout.