Misty Mundae Euro-Vixen Collection
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Before beginning my first review, I would like to introduce myself, Shoeless Joe, nice to be a part of the team. I am a relative of two of the other reviewers and have been roped in for my love of movies, Hollywood and high-end porn. For this I am the reviewer of the soft core B-movies (the stuff no one else wants to watch or have their wives catch them watching). I was born and raised in Columbus, Ohio and have been inside the underground music scene for over a decade, leading me to see the underground movies (and work on soundtracks) and meet the most interesting people around. I hope you enjoy my sick humor and reviews.

Disturbed Till the Grave,
Shoeless Joe

Review One:
“Misty Mundae-Euro-Vixen Collection”

This was the first movie sent my way so, here we go folks. From reading the inside pamphlet, I have learned of the giant following and starring roles of Misty Mundae (This is the first time I have heard of her). And, yes, I see the attraction. She really does have the “Girl-Next-Door” look about her, cute face, self-described, firm, little tits and a globed ass. Miss Mundae has also the talent of getting naked and beating off in almost all of the scenes in all four movies included in this collection.

My favorite scene is the opening scene of “Satan’s School for Lust” where she begins the movie with a beat box competition with Darian Caine (definitely the hottest of all the girls in the entire collection). If you think that isn’t the greatest beginning of a movie, I don’t want to meet you. The collection has its ups and downs. The ups are that most of the girls are easy on the eyes when naked and they make out a lot. Their acting has much to be desired but, who cares, they’re naked and making out and if they’re not, just wait 2-3 minutes and they will be. These movies were not made to show off the girls acting chops. The downs are very low budget production (to be expected). The sound engineer needs kicked in the nuts, some scenes are inaudible or over-tracked with music so silly you can’t hear the dialogue. The humor keeps the movies rolling between the girl on girl action. The “Satan’s School for Lust” plot line is sketchy but, I think it was about Misty being left by her father at the School of Diablo, which happens to be run by a lesbian principal, who’s a dominatrix (played out in many scenes). If that’s not enough, the principal also kills girls for Satan, leading a very cute, local, news girl to investigate the school. She eventually gets tied up, loses her clothes and finally is lusted up by the principal. More solo crank scenes with Misty follow, ending with a giant pile-o-muff with Satan.

“Vampire Vixens” is the same shit, lesbians licking, tits getting squeezed, butts getting rubbed…rub away chicks! We love it! The film, however, has the best comedic performance of the collection. This performance is by the Van Helsing offspring. That dude is really funny. He definitely makes the film.

“Mummy Raider” was the weakest of all. The re-hashing of action scenes over and over made the fast forward button a must. The butter-faced blonde made me feel funny (not in a good way), more fast forwarding, ending in an orgy with a mummy. If done right, it could have been dirty but, it died horribly.

“Roxanna” was the last but, no where near the least. Of the four, this installment followed the XXX format the most with the 50/50. The first half being the plot. The boyfriend bad boy leads his girlfriend to a cocaine habit and girl-on-girl fun. Girl realizes repressed lesbian tendencies and goes full-on frolicking. Lots of crevice diving and finger find-and-seek with 45 minutes of no plot and tons of fun to follow. The bright side is almost all of the girls are fun to watch in all their ways of debauchery. Long live the need for cranking one out, one and all, and long live girls who love girls. I give this collection 2 bottles of thunderbird out of 5. I also give it an extra special wet pants award for finding hot chicks from Europe with good teeth.

Added:  Sunday, October 09, 2005

Related Link:  Misty Mundae Official Site
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